Monday, June 25, 2007

Done to death, but the benefits of singleness...

You can crop your hair uber short (like a boy), because you don't have a boyfriend also with short hair (for fear of looking the same!).

You can get a tongue ring and braces, because you have no boyfriend to kiss!

You can spend your entire paycheck on your sponsored child from Indonesia and not your povo boyfriend who complains that you make more moolah than he does.

You can chat for unlimited hours on landline with your best chickie friend because you have no boy who wants a significant chunk of your ear-time also.

You can have a girl's day out, a girl's night out, and a girl's morning in and do it over and over and over again until you get sick of each other (but that probably won't happen!).

You can freely cuddle up with your cute little kitty at home and not have your boyfriend look over the both of you with envy and longing.

You can write your emo poems in peaceful solitude and not with your boyfriend who ACTUALLY IS rather... err... emo.

You can compile a list of your favourite baby names with free rein. No input from your boyfriend to bother you!

While walking down the street, you can sing and talk to yourself without your boyfriend in the way of your self-conversation.

And lastly, you can wear your own gorgeous, trendy jewellery and not the distateful crap he gives you on Valentine's Day and Christmas and birthdays. :D

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